Phone joke

"Hello"
"Hello"
"Is that you, Larry?"
"Yes, this is Larry."
"Are you sure this is Larry."
"Yes I'm sure, this is Larry !"
"This is Pete... can you lend me twenty dollars ?"
"I'll tell Larry when he comes in."
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Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
aller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
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Advisor: 'Press any key to continue.
Customer: I can't find the 'Any' key.
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Jerry was deeply in love with Myra, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to 'pop the question' face to face.  So Jerry decided to ask her on the telephone.
'Darling,' he blurted out, 'will you marry me?'
'Of course, I will, you silly boy,' Myra replied, 'but first, who's calling please?'
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Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone, but I can't make long distance calls any longer! 
Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!
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Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! 
Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!
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The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir." "What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said 'is that you, you old fool?"
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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
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Nalam Vaazha Ennalum

Nice Song....

Punnagai mannan - Enna saththam - Ilaiyaraaja

Spl Song

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Nice Joke No one can stop laughing...

Nice SMS joke

I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!
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im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up
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Those innocent eyes.. such a brain...A great smile...The perfect walk..Smoothest talk...Absolutely gorgeous...Thats enough about me..How are you?
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I wanted to tell you that I truly treasure our friendship- you mean a lot to me. You cry...I cry. You laugh..I laugh. You jump out of the window...I...I...I...look down and then I laugh again.
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When you feel lonely, Cheer up! Just go to the mirror and say "Shit! I'm really so cute!" You'll overcome your sadness. But don't make it a habit cause liars go to HELL!
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UR 100%beautiful UR 100%lovely UR 100%sweet? UR 100%nice??? and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!
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Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
that's how dogs spend their lives. 
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We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
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Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
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In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think
of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because
I am hungry.
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Now Start sending to your friend........