Nice jokes

Dumb monkey
Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was holding hands with the first monkey

why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

because it thought they were playing a game!

hahahahahahah

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How do you confuse a blonde girl?

Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner!

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In a bathroom in New York somewhere, if you tell a lie you disapear. A Brunette walks into the bathroom. "I am the Hottest girl in New York!" POOF she disappeared. A red headed girl walks into the bathroom. "I am the smartest girl in New York!!" POOF she disappeared. A blonde walks in the bathroom. "I Think..." POOF she disappears.

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Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.

When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:'

'Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?'' The bus driver shakes his head and says,'

'No, I'm sorry.'

' At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: '

'Will it take ME ?'

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Monday.

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Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

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Q: Why do blondes look up and smile at lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

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There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said "Disney Land Left," so the blonde turned back around and went home.

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Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?
A. Oh no, I'm going to fall again!

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Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.

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Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up

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hehehe all for fun