Nice email i got

The Leave Applications; )

Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,
please sanction me one-week leave."
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This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing
the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
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Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."
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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it
, please grant me 10 days leave."
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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not
return , please grant me half day casual leave"
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An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."
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A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today"
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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:


"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
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Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."
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Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."
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Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at
home I may be granted leave".
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Letter writing:-

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
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A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and
an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past
several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am
applying for the post.
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hahaha