Phone joke

"Hello"
"Hello"
"Is that you, Larry?"
"Yes, this is Larry."
"Are you sure this is Larry."
"Yes I'm sure, this is Larry !"
"This is Pete... can you lend me twenty dollars ?"
"I'll tell Larry when he comes in."
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Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
aller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
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Advisor: 'Press any key to continue.
Customer: I can't find the 'Any' key.
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Jerry was deeply in love with Myra, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to 'pop the question' face to face.  So Jerry decided to ask her on the telephone.
'Darling,' he blurted out, 'will you marry me?'
'Of course, I will, you silly boy,' Myra replied, 'but first, who's calling please?'
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Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone, but I can't make long distance calls any longer! 
Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!
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Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! 
Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!
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The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir." "What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said 'is that you, you old fool?"
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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
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